Its me, so heres your V-Day card <33
thank you ;u;
I am genuinely smiling so hard right now
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
“His tongue continued to plunder Gimli’s mouth, delving to the back of his warrior’s throat and then to the front to frolic over the inside of his lover’s lips.”
I just can’t
And this isn’t even the worse this fandom has to offer.
Nowhere near the worst. In fact, this is funny to me.
Yay I’m going to be made a bitch again
My sim is an Architectural Designer. He did a baby room for the Ursine family. After two bad reviews, I took everything from her house ( windows, doors, decor EVERYTHING ) and sold it. Then I put a bunch of plants and fire places on both the top and bottom floors.
You ruin my sims reputation, I ruin your breathing.
wow don’t wanna mess with this eleven year old
Watch out you guys, you don’t want her to smile at you.
“”Now get down, or I will batarang you in the dick!” growled Batman.
“No, no I will not!” hissed the Scarecrow, throwing his hand out at the Bat, “When I am done with thou, you will-“
“Thou? When were you a knight?” mocked Batman with a smirk, “What are you? Sir Suck filled with Hay? If so, then I am the Duke of Bats! And I decree your face shall be executed!” Batman leapt up like a tenacious jaguar, his cape flying as he sent his fist forward to beat the living crap of his scary foe. Scarecrow simply held out his hand and a mist of pale gas sprayed from his wrists and onto the face of the Bat, as he fell to the mud and coughed loudly with much phlegm in his throat.
“You are the dragon, Batman,” hissed the Scarecrow, “And I am the Dovahkiin. Fus Ro Dah, motherfucker.”“