Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Goodbye cruel world.’ The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. He closed his eyes awaiting the end.
A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed.
‘Oh shit, that’s right I’m a hat.’”
That was beautiful -wipes away tear-
This is why Deadpool is amazing.
(905): Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
(1-905): i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
- Submitted anonymously.
AHAHAH, oh Soundwave :’D You’ll get some eventually~
(214): decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Happy Easter, everyone! Thank you for following, reblogging, and submitting ideas. I hope you’ve had a great holiday!
Pffft, Soundwave, you crafty bastard.
