whataboutthemenses:

Just last week I happened to be awake at 3 am and heard “go away, stop it” from outside my apartment window. Of course I was worried and wound up going outside with my cell phone and my pocket knife (the cell phone so I could pretend I was on it). I found a woman across…

Will Smith - Men in Black

goddamnitriot:

aliceapproved:

lizwuzthere:

memyselfaye:

I’m sorry. I just had to place this here.

The “Steve” part. GOODNESS 

~ For my own entertainment I guess

HOLY SHIT. That last minute or so of that was FANTASTIC. I almost died.

THAT LAST PART = PERFECT

DO NOT HIT MY CAR, IT’S A COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

also cries i had that woman’s cd and that was perfect and wonderful oh jesus

I cried with laughter. Omg.