gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

zoner233:

“Megatron killed him.”

“Why do you think I kidnapped Trepan?”

"I wanted him to teach me how to become a mnemosurgeon."

"I picked up the basics, but before I could learn how to interface with people, Megatron got wind of my new ‘Hobby’."

"AND HAD TREPAN KILLED."

theonewhosawitall:

dangerhamster:

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British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can

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pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

danmangan:

☾forever halloween☽ a halloween mix!! → [ listen here ] [ art credit ]

001. this is halloween - panic! at the disco / 002. time warp - rocky horror picture show / 003. thriller - michael jackson / 004. halloween - the misfits / 005. dead souls - joy division / 006. monster mash - the misfits / 007. pet sematary - ramones / 008. dracula - gorillaz / 009. psycho killer - talking heads / 010. i never told you what i do for a living - my chemical romance / 011. standing on ghosts - two door cinema club / 012. devil town - bright eyes / 013. forever halloween - the maine

danmangan:

☾forever halloween☽ a halloween mix!! → [ listen here ] [ art credit ]

001. this is halloween - panic! at the disco / 002. time warp - rocky horror picture show / 003. thriller - michael jackson / 004. halloween - the misfits / 005. dead souls - joy division / 006. monster mash - the misfits / 007. pet sematary - ramones / 008. dracula - gorillaz / 009. psycho killer - talking heads / 010. i never told you what i do for a living - my chemical romance / 011. standing on ghosts - two door cinema club / 012. devil town - bright eyes / 013. forever halloween - the maine

tasteslikewordsalad:

monstergf:

a spooky pastel deep sea mermaid and a kind of lava mermaid who takes form in pools and puddles of lava. she’s HOT ;)

LAVA MERMAIDS 

LAVA MERMAIDS PLZ OMG

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

skreenedtees:

Mean Girls till death.